Day 102: Coffee Face

My bed is amazing. I cannot tell you how well I slept last night. Woke up feeling like I could conquer the day.

It was a good day overall. I got the house cleaned, did my grocery shopping, prepped my lunches, did all my laundry, and laid out my new rug.

Lois is not to be trusted with anything. Apparently while I was away she was quite the little pain in the ass, I guess she missed me that’s what I’m telling myself anyway. Today she carried around my tennis shoes so that when it was time to go to zumba I had to search for them. She also tried to eat the new rug, she got a soft swat and a good talking too, so fingers crossed that she understands the new rug is not her toy.

I managed to complete the piece I’m donating for a door prize at the Zumba-thon Wednesday.


Isn’t it cute? You hang a picture there where the clothes pin is hanging and then hang the entire thing on the wall. Pintrest inspired. If you want to know how to make your own just let me know in the comments and I’ll talk you through the very easy process.

Zumba was terrible. Our regular instructor was out for a reason unbeknownst to me, so we had a sub. This particular woman has taught our class before so I was so not looking forward to working out. Firstly, I’m 100% posting that she’s on some kind of drug. Her eyes stay closed with this half bemused smile on her face the entire class and she will randomly start singing along very loudly and then laugh at herself. Secondly, her booth shaking throws off my counting and makes it very hard to keep up with what we are supposed to be doing. I swear her ass is all flab too, everything she swings it around it just looks like someone throwing jello. Lastly, her moves just kind of suck. Most of the time I’m not even sure they’re actually going along with the beat.

Anyway, I went, got sweaty and very frustrated, but I went. After I showered, did a pore strip on my nose because I love to see all the little evacuated sebum and blackheads and now I’m sitting in my bed with a coffee mask on. My clothes for tomorrow have been laid out and I’m just waiting for my hair to dry just a little more so I can put it in place for over night curls.

Tomorrow I plan to look very cute for work, so when one of the jerks who act like I typically look like shit ask me what I’m all dressed up for I can make a smart ass comment about not having to work for 5 days and the state of my mental health…okay maybe I need to work on my retorts because I know just about everyone is going to make some kind of comment about my new clothes and the fact that my hair will be in some semblance of order.

Speaking of work, plase don’t make me go back!!! I got a taste of vacation and like the old song goes, “wish it would never end!” I’d love to go on a never ending vacation and somehow make money at that…is that at thing? Will someone pay me to be on permanent vacation?

Until I find out what I can do to never have to work again I’ll go back to work. Bleh.

Good night folks!

Caloric intake: 1,318
Calories burned: 1,570 – WHOOP there it is!

Until tomorrow, stay wonderfully wild!


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